How many negative things can you fit into one video? Well, take a look at this handler that almost got bit in the face by a massive snake.
To say that we have anxiety watching this video is an understatement.
This snake handler gets a little too close for comfort as this insanely humongous mother snake guards her eggs. In just a flash of a second, the snake leaps forward at the handler, who pulled a Matrix move and narrowly avoided its sharp fangs.
“We got 27 good…WOAH!” yells the handler. “I looked at that… As soon as my eyes shifted off of her. See how smart this snake is? The second my eyes shifted off of her, she knew that I wasn’t ready to jump. Almost SMOKED me. I mean, that is incredible. So, that was crazy, guys. You just saw one of the closest strikes I’ve had in a long time.”
Hasn’t anyone told him not to bite the feed him? And by the looks of it, she needs a lot of food.
The handler, who regularly records himself getting very friendly with massive snakes, is a professional. So don’t get any bright ideas to go wrangle some anaconda you find in your backyard.
Terrifying Snake Video
Rapper 50cent posted the video to his Twitter account with a hilarious relatable caption.
Twitter users also commented below the post with their thoughts on the brave handlers’ brush with death.
“Lookin at that snake like some boots would be (Fire emoji)”
Now that you say it, I’m in need of a matching boot, purse, and belt set.
This person posted what everyone is thinking.
“Exactly like what’s the purpose for real tho.”
The handler’s name on YouTube is JayPrehistoricPet, and he boasts 1.39 million followers. Under the video that has close to a quarter of a million views, he says how “grumpy” the monster snake is.
No kidding! I wouldn’t like someone messing with me with a hook either.
“When I say this snake is gumpy… I mean she’s grumpy! 😂 This is one of the craziest clutches I’ve pulled in a long time 😳 She doesn’t know I’m just trying to save the few good eggs she has 🥚 Without removing them, even the good ones would have rotted 🤢 That is why I’m willing to take the risk to save the babies 🐍 Enjoy the crazy video of me almost getting smoked. 😂 “